My voting experience today was as follows:
Time: 2:00pm
Place: Town Hall (literally, across the street from my apartment)
Number of sign-waving crazies who accosted me on my way into the building: Zero
Number of people I had to wait behind in line: Zero
Number of times I had to show my ID: Zero
Number of little old ladies who were nice to me as they checked me in and out: Two
Number of bake sales in the Town Hall lobby: One
Total time from start to finish: 5 minutes
I'm not even sure why I put on pants.
(still haven't exhaled)
