Sunday, July 27, 2008

Memo

TO: Discovery Channel
FROM: Me

RE: Mythbusters "Shark Week" special

Featuring Kari Byron in various forms of "beachwear" during tonight's episode was downright cruel.

A man of my shaky morals and poor discipline does not need outside encouragement to become a "stalker."

In the future, please refrain from such displays or, failing that, please provide ample warning of such situations.

Thank you.