TO: Discovery Channel
FROM: Me
RE: Mythbusters "Shark Week" special
Featuring Kari Byron in various forms of "beachwear" during tonight's episode was downright cruel.
A man of my shaky morals and poor discipline does not need outside encouragement to become a "stalker."
In the future, please refrain from such displays or, failing that, please provide ample warning of such situations.
Thank you.
