Saturday, September 12, 2009

Enemies List 5.0

Time for an update! Julio Lugo is no longer on the list because he is no longer a blight on my team.
  • Rachael Ray: ubiquitous TV presence/schill.
  • Bill O'Reilly: soulless right wing blowhard.
  • Dan Brown: hack writer of quasi-historical novels.
  • Kanye West: all-style, negative substance "rapper."
  • Miley Cyrus: over-hyped sender of mixed messages.
  • Bob Costas: increasingly self-important sports dwarf.
  • Ulf Samuelsson: NHL cheap-shot artist.
  • John Mayer: simpering panderer to the musical LCD.

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