Dear Anonymous Commenter,
It took me a little while, but once I figured out how you found my blog I knew it was you!
So, Abby, let me be perfectly clear about a few things:
1. You are a horrible person. Maybe now that your "inside" and "outside" match you will learn that you have to be nice to people. Guess what? No matter how beautiful you are (were!) it doesn't really help when people can't stand being in the same room with you.
2. Your sunglasses are ugly, but what made you look like a jackass was the fact that when I ran into you the other day it was raining!
3. Am I bitter? Sure. Mainly because I ignored what everyone told me about you and entered into a relationship with you anyway (see, no "s"). So, sure, I'll take some of the blame.
Have fun in Austin, I won't be visiting.
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It's me again. Let her have it, tiger!
Apropos of nothing, it's taking all of my reserve strength not to walk into every dumbass tourista shop here and ask for RedSox gear. This would be FAR more fun with your snark on board. ;)
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